Friday, April 10, 2009

If You Give a Mom a Muffin

(Author unknown)

If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook ("101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburger").
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The check book is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two year old's diaper.
While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring.
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
And chances are...
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

2 comments:

Julia said...

Absolutely. I call it the ricochet effect. We get bounced from urgent need to urgent need, and then back again. Kind of like a ball in a flashing pinball machine
I always thought the If you give your mouse a cookie series would be good for teaching the need for boundaries. But I love this mommyhood version of the book.

Maggie said...

I love it, too! It so describes my life right now and the frustrations and beauty in it. Sometimes I SCREAM because I can't stand the "to and fro" "hither and yon" feeling of my life; other times I just bask in the smell of my (freshly-bathed) boys necks, the feel of their warm breath on my cheek for a kiss, and the sweet innocence of their questions. I had never thought of the book series as a way to teach healthy boundaries but you're right! What a creative application!